The Funnercise Handbook was my first novel, finished in 2006.
It was rejected by 137 literary agents and/or publishers before I conceded
the truth (that the book was terrible) and wrote East of Denver.
The website was kinda fun, though.
When Cordon Pruitt, a professional medical transcriptionist, accidentally writes a self-help book based on an exercise program that doesn't require exercise, he sets off a string of events which will culminate in one kidnapping, a network television appearance, three explosions, a dead body, and a bizarre medical procedure in the headquarters of Denver 's Greek Mafia.